awesome.

i feel liberated.

everything is so divine.

14 things that are just so terribly awesome. {by me.}

1. tennis grunts.

2. inventing new food items at the buffet.

3. old people pants.

4. little kids on bikes.

5. high-fiving a stranger.

6. making really gross slurping noises while eating a really juicy peach.

7. when insects are struggling to do something and you help them (like roll over).

8. the middle of a cinnamon roll.

9. the person lying down in the front of a sports team photo.

10. going really fast over speed bumps in the back of a school bus.

11. drinking from the hose.

12. eating a free sample of something you have no intention of buying.

13. people who look like their pets.

14. you.

why is life just so awesome?
i don't know.
awesome.

without me, all you'd be is "aweso"
...that's pretty lame.

"and this is my brain, and even if you try to hold me back there's nothing you can gain. cause i use mouthwash. and sometimes i floss. and i've got family. and i drink cups of tea."
and i'm singing uh-oh on a friday night and i hope everything's gonna be alright.


b.

p.s. if you were wondering, i didn't get a letter today.  i knew i wouldn't, but i ran to the mailbox all the same.