i like awkward.

people felt awkward today while:

a. my swimsuit was riding up like a madman, so i was consistently picking my wedgie.  i think it must have been even more awkward for them when i was too lazy to pick it and just left my suit bunched awkwardly in my bum. don't imagine it, you'll feel awkward.

b. when people walked past my friend's car during a thunderstorm and we were crumpled in the backseat. don't worry, it was solely for the purpose of escaping the elements.  we got a lot of dirty looks. i would have liked to have played that up. a little banging on the sides of the car, some legs flying on the windows, and possibly a pair of panties being launched out the side window would have been a nice touch.

c. when i really liked this picture of hamburger cupcakes. i don't think that actually made anybody feel awkward, but i want a hamburger cupcake tomorrow... i don't know why not today, but it sounds real good for tomorrow.

d. when i was running along deck and almost fell and knocked myself out.  the worst feeling is sliding along the side of the pool on one flip flop praying that nobody is watching this terrifying incident occur, then looking up to see people laughing.  that's the part where i bowed. i confused those boys.

e. when i dove in for butterfly and realized that i really, really wasn't cut out for that stroke.

f. when i'm stuck on the letter f because i don't want to end with e.  all i keep thinking is finlayson, finlayson, finlayson, frog.  my mind does loops and loops.

it was real awkward when i was complaining about my nose size and i realized voldemort was in the room.


b.