continuing on. did anybody watch the bachelor last night? well, i did. i'm definitely a strong advocate of the bachelor. i mean seriously, who doesn't get addicted to that drama? every girl and most men claim to the bitter end they are too sophisticated or classy or grown up to watch the immature drama of the bachelor. i would say the high majority of those people are lying. i'll be the first to say that i adore it. every monday night i eagerly sit by the telly awaiting the satisfying drama. goodness me.
last night, though, was extremely dramatic. i found myself slapping my own forehead and exclaiming, "oh my golly gosh, are those women serious?" multiple times. let's recap. first, there's the obviously psycho girl, i think her name is jenna, that has already been labeled as the overly-dramatic-in-the-bathroom-cryer for good reason. heavens woman! it's the first night and you're already sobbing and talking to yourself in the bathroom, so much that you almost missed the rose ceremony? can you spell p.s.y.c.h.o? you're not helping yourself, darling. pull it together! then, second, there is the quite-possibly-a-lesbian-woman from utah. thanks for giving our pride state such a wonderful name! disclaimer: utah women aren't usually lesbians, trust me. third, ben keeps them both on! what in the world? if one's an emotional wreck and another's a lesbian on the first night, you send them home! common sense! i was flabbergasted, amazed, in awe! this show is going to be the death of me, i swear.
watch the bachelor. please. it won't disappoint.
b.
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GIVEN! I love this show. I've watched it for a million seasons. It's totally my guilty pleasure. LOVE the fake people!! It's hilarious.
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